Category Archives: film

My Two Cents on “A Wrinkle in Time”

I saw A Wrinkle in Time the day it came out, and I have some things to say. I grew up on Madeline L’Engle books. The first book of hers that I read was A Wrinkle in Time. And it … Continue reading

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I Watched ‘The Emoji Movie,’ So You Don’t Have To

When I first heard this movie was coming out, I thought, well, sure. Of course. And it will be a monstrosity. It’s nothing more than a money grab. But I’d said the same about The Lego Movie. That sounded like a quick … Continue reading

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Thoughts While Watching Mute

-I’m going into this knowing very little about it, but I think that can often work in a film’s favor. -Interesting. This has the filter of a cyberpunk neo-noir film, but with a different color scheme. -The future is amish. … Continue reading

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Why Maleficent is Definitely 100% the Best Disney Villain

You know the movie Maleficent? Fuck that movie. Not because it’s a terrible movie. It’s not. I mean, it isn’t great, but it isn’t terrible. Maleficent, the movie, is basically the concept of Wicked (more the musical than the book) … Continue reading

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What Does Klaatu Barada Nikto Actually Mean?

In case it wasn’t immensely clear from my blog banner, I really really really love 1951’s The Day the Earth Stood Still. Like, really a lot. It’s quintessential classic science fiction, what with its aliens and laser-eyed robots. Meanwhile, the … Continue reading

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A Question, a Chair, and a Diner (on Moonlight)

I saw Moonlight over a month ago now, and when I didn’t write about right after seeing it, I thought, “well now it would be weird, cause it was so long ago.” But fuck it. I want to talk about … Continue reading

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No, Blah Blah Bland Is NOT the Best Movie of the Year. Here’s Why…

I grew up on movie musicals. You might not think it to look at the other posts on this blog, but they were a big part of my life. The love went deeper than that. My family had a background … Continue reading

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8 Films to Watch During the Holidays That Aren’t Holiday Movies

Winter is here. But it hasn’t brought White Walkers. It’s brought holiday joy and merriment. Bah. Humbug. What if you want to watch a movie that reflects the cold world, and you don’t want to watch a holiday movie? Well, … Continue reading

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Die Laughing: 10 Horror-Comedies to Watch in the Halloween Season

I got into horror movies kind of late in the game. I really didn’t like being scared when I was a kid. As an adult, I became really good friends with a horror film fanatic, and that particular gap in … Continue reading

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I Am Dracula (Spartacus Edition)

I’m posting on theme for the month! I really do enjoy a good Stoker novel. But this isn’t just about the novel, Dracula. It’s also about the 10 billion adaptations of the book. Which, by the way, I’m totally unqualified … Continue reading

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